1. How Laney is going to be in a show and I can't be in it.
2. I can be in it.
3. I can't be in it.
4. I can be in it.
5. How Oprah focuses her awesome powers sometimes on good and sometimes on evil.
6. Faux science.
7. That Oprah is a real person and most people have heard of her. Even Laney's teacher.
8. Anne Boleyn's extra fingers.
Things I learned making links for this post:
1. I will type Oprah's name wrong every time.