"But, Meg," you might be saying, "You lazy bitch! Why not just take the stairs?"
Well, there's no reason to call me names! But I'll answer anyway - there's no entrance to the stairwell on the main floor. Also, I'm a lazy bitch.
|Get it? Get it? It's a play on the word "bitch"|
Stinky got out on the second floor.
Couple of others emerged on the fourth.
It was just me and a couple of dudes, who picked up their conversation when it was just the three of us left.
First Guy: So it was a pretty good dinner. Pleasant, good conversation. But at the end, I said, "Let's talk about the elephant in the room."
Second guy: But she didn't know there was an elephant in the room."
And I was all:
AND THEN THE ELEVATOR DOORS OPENED AT MY FLOOR!!!!!
|Fine - I'll get off the goddamn elevator then.|
And now I'll never know what the elephant was in that room.
But I hope it wasn't wearing too much perfume.