Tuesday, May 26, 2009

Emeatist: A Sniglet*

An emeatist should not be confused with a meat eater. An emeatist, rather, is a person who thinks that NOT eating meat is unfathomable, incomprehensible and stupid. An emeatist will make sure you know that he thinks this.

Allow me to present the emeatist in short play format:

Scene: Any restaurant
Time: Dinner

Me (to waiter): Is the vegetable soup vegetarian?
Emeatist: Ha! Not if it tastes good! [laughs uproariously]

The emeatist is an exhausting dinner companion.

*What's a sniglet?