Tuesday, August 5, 2008

My Ongoing Love Affair with Diet Pepsi

I know it's bad for me. I should drink water all day. It'd make me pure, re-virginize me. My skin would glow. Also, all that plastic really plucks at the environmentalist guilt strings. But, to paraphrase Lorelei Gilmore, if I could make love to a cold beverage, it would be a 20 oz bottle of Diet Pepsi. If I had to choose between my husband and Diet Pepsi, I'd probably choose my husband... but it would be close and predicated on the availability of Diet Coke. I just can't quit it. I'm going downstairs for a Diet Pepsi.