Thursday, August 21, 2008

Don't Panic

The Bon Family motto comes from Douglas Adams: Don't Panic. Donbon had a great idea for the Obama campaign: they should start selling Obama "Don't Panic" Towels. I would totally buy one.

I found out today that I have a 16" softball attached to my uterus (for any non-Chicagoans, this is a softball that's 16" around. Glad to help). It's a common occurrence, but my 39 year record of no hospitalizations will be ending. Since this is American health care, I can safely surmise that my record will only be dented by a day (or halfday).

And I won't panic.