Old as FUCK

You know, this presidential election has been reassuring on a lot of levels. I love how Sarah Palin (and, y'all, I think I am WORKING an awesome Sarah Palin impression) and Barack Obama are being referred to as "young." I LOVE that. I turn FORTY on my next birthday. This is a shocking, startling number. I hear it and all I can think is "OLD. AS. FUCK." But I still feel like a sprightly young lass. I guess next to John McCain, we all are.