Friday, September 5, 2008

The first in a continuing theory...

... people are starting to FREAK! McPalin's lies won't work: the press is turning and the populace has turned. Calm down and remember Jimmy Carter (ish):

"Everything is going to be fine. You're very high right now. You will probably be that way for about 57 more days. Try taking some vitamin B complex, vitamin C complex.. if you have a beer, go ahead and drink it..Just remember you're a living organism on this planet, and you're very safe. You've just taken a heavy drug. Relax, stay inside and listen to some music, Okay? Do you have any Allman Brothers?"