Question: "How do you have the time to find all this political stuff on the Internet" (Intended translation: "I am too busy using my time productively to find this stuff." Unintended translation: "I don't know how to use the Internet very well").
Mental Answer: "I find time because I think it's important to know who Don Siegelman is and I think it's a shame you don't… because over-reliance on traditional media is (at least) as responsible for the Iraq debacle as the Bush Administration… because it matters."
Actual Answer: [sheepish look]