Shut up and eat your steak

Ten(ish) years ago, I drove past a cow and suddenly realized that I couldn't kill her. Thus, I gave up meat. But I have no beef (heh) with the meat-eaters outside of wishing they were less pathologically determined to prove that all vegetarians are morally superior hypocrites. Look, I'm fine with the mocking of PETA, and celebrate the mocking of any political group. What makes me nuts is the ease, or downright glee, with which the meat eater conflates PETA with ALL vegetarians. And then, when the vegetarian pushback happens, the response is so often smug anger. It's really annoying.

Laney's Eyes

So Laney didn't grow in me... she grew inside some wonderful Russian lady to whom I'm forever grateful. But she didn't grow in me. Still, check this out:

Don't our eyes look like they're the exact same color? Is it me? I wonder how that happens...

Avocado

Does anything taste better than fresh avocado?

SYTYCD

Wow... I thought Will was going to win!

It's not your every day reality show...

...since you'll never hear "I didn't come here to make friends" on SYTYCD. And it's better than Project Runway (the current standard bearer for "good" reality shows) because it's ONLY about the talent level of the contestants; crazy, stupid, SICK talent that will never be mitigated by a contestant referring to himself in the third person, or calling himself "Suede," or adopting retarded catch phrases ("Girlicious?" Really?) And Cat Deeley? I may love her as much as Tim Gunn if not maybe a wee bit more. And, the crazy, wonderful, beautiful DANCING!

Also, sometimes Will takes his shirt off.

Alright, Internets...

... this is the LAST time I'm going to tell you: there's only an apostrophe in it if you mean to say "it is."

If I see this again, you're going to timeout. I mean it.

All The Cute Girls...

All the girls in my house remain resolutely cute. Check it out:

And how about this one:


Sigh - sometimes I'm just so pleased with my life.

Only one cure for that: back to work!