Scene: MegBon is in the kitchen, tidying up while watching Archer. DonBon wanders in to watch Archer or procrastinate before going to work out (column a... column b....)
MegBon (pauses TV): You know what's great about this modern world?
DonBon: What?
MegBon: When you're watching Archer and a guest actor's voice is so familiar and it's bugging you, but you just have to pull out your phone and you find out it's Keith David. And Keith David is amazing.
DonBon: Keith David is Archer?
MegBon: No. Keith David was Lana's father. You may remember him from such films as They Live
DonBon: ??
MegBon: I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubblegum
DonBon: I do remember him from coming into the health club when I worked there.
MegBon: Really? Was he nice? He seems nice.
DonBon: Yeah...
MegBon: Was he funny? I bet he was funny.
DonBon: What I remember is that he walked around the health club in a towel and flip flops
MegBon: ??
DonBon: Like he'd come into the bar wearing a towel and flip flops, sit down at the bar and say "I like this place. Why don't they have places like this in L.A.?"
MegBon: Did you see his thing?
DonBon: I didn't look. But I noticed that a lot of the women were looking at him and, like, nodding.
MegBon: So Keith David probably has a pretty nice penis.
DonBon: Seems like it
The moral of this story is that the internet can tell you Keith David's roles, but you need DonBon to tell you what the health club ladies were thinking when confronted with Keith David's casual deshabille:
